
When youāre stepping out to enjoy Halloween this year, in addition to all the ghosts, ghouls and goblins, thereās one more thing to keep away from: zombie ride-share drivers.
What if My Uber Driver is Out of It?
If youāre taking an UberĀ or Lyft on Halloween, the last thing you need is for your driver to be a zombie.
āZombie-behavior from a ride-share driver wonāt just take a chunk out of your evening,ā says Gregory H. Herrman, Managing Partner at Herrman & Herrman. āThereās a good chance they will take a chunk out of YOU too!ā
With the increasing popularity of ride-share services, Herrman feels it imperative to inform the people of Texas of the danger. “It’s just one more service I want to provide to our local communityĀ in Corpus Christi and the Coastal Bend,” he said.
āAt Herrman & Herman, we are always putting you ā our clients and the general public ā first. Itās in our slogan. āAlways Putting You Firstā. The zombie thing has become so big, I couldnāt ignore it anymore. I had to warn people.ā
To help you identify whether your ride-share driver IS, in fact, a zombie, Gregory shares the 6 signs that your ride-share driver is, in fact, a zombie:
1. Muttering
Your driver doesnāt talk to you and instead just mutters to themselves ā and if you listen closely, you hear the word āBrainsā, over and over again
2. Band Aids
Your driver is more interested in your new Band Aid than whatever perfume or cologne or fashionable new clothes youāre wearing.
3. BBQ
No matter how good the smell of the BBQ joint you just passed, your driver didnāt even notice In Texas.
4. Chicken Bones
Those chicken bones left behind on the back seat by the previous passenger? Thatās not chicken, thatās the previous passenger.
5. Slow Shuffle
You have to wait while the driver slowly shuffles to the trunk to help with your bags. Typical waiting time 15-30 minutes. Skip the luggage, it only slows you down in the Zombie Apocalypse in any case.
6. Music
Thereās just one song playing on a loop in the car: āThrillerā, by Michael Jackson.
Were you unfortunate enough to be in an accident with a zombie ride-share driver?
Whether or not the third party was a zombie, we can still help you. Let us handle your case ā and the walking dead – while you get on with enjoying life. Itās what weāre here for.
Call the Zombie Attorneys at Herrman & Herrman PLLC if you have questions about your safety with your recent car share excursion.